So I watched Porco Rosso, then sent Joe like four scripts involving biplanes until something stuck. This is the one he liked.

Maybe Joe just has a thing for blenders.

As I lounge in shorts and a tshirt, lapping in the rays of sunny California, I snicker to myself as I think that when Dave sent me the script for this strip, it was in reference to a DIFFERENT blizzard hitting the East Coast.

I hold the following truths to be self-evident
1.) That dip is a condiment
2.) That all condiments are superfluous
Therefore, I rarely indulge in either, which makes the scenario outlined in this strip all the more terrifying to me.

For some reason, protein powder kept popping up in both Joe and I’s lives. So, we had to make a comic about it. I agree with Joe that none of these names is sillier than Muscle Milk.

Special thanks to Pete and Jason.

As Doc mentioned, I’ve recently been attempting to bulk up a bit, thanks in large part to the advice of Mr. Jason Elliot.

This strip has been a lot of fun to work on, and it would be a disservice to you fine folk to not share some of the powder names that didn’t make the cut.
CREABODITINE
DUDEMARROW
PULVERSIZE
ATOMSIZE
JUGGERWHEY
NEBULIFT

Apartment 4H, damning science since 2011.

One of these days, Aaron Diaz is going to catch on to our crusade against science. On that day, the hammer of doom shall fall.

Slightly belated, but no less heartfelt, this is our holiday tribute to A Softer World. Apologies for the delay, we hope to have more to you soon.

Warmest holiday wishes to you and yours from Dave, myself, and my new room mate Kevin! We have so much to be thankful for this year, from a lack of apocalypse (you just know the boys weren’t prepared quite yet) to new jobs and fresh beginnings. So get comfy inside your familial estate / winter cottage / festive spaceship, and enjoy the day in whatever way you see fit.

I won’t mention the C Word in conjunction with this fiscal analysis, but just saying. Food for thought, guys.

Based on my own less-than-ideal experiences with replacing a toilet seat, this comic is brought to you by everyone’s favorite logic-defying surface / magic card – The Mobius Strip!

What kind of arts are War’s favorite? Martial arts! Waka waka!