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Where do you even get that much sweat Posted Fri, 6/25/2010 by Dave

Ah, the return of everyone’s favorite guest president, Theodore Roosevelt! [hold for applause]. Let’s be honest, they just don’t make them like that today–why, if I had half the facial hair TR did…I’d have half a moustache, really. [small laughter]. TR could pull it off. [small laughter]. But really, guys I have to be honest–I would try that beer. [laughter]. No. No. Seriously. I would try that beer. [silence]. And so would every one of you. [gradual crescendo of applause, then fade to black].