Ultimate evil sounds kind of like a vacuum.

Posted Mon, 2/8/2010 by Dave

I hold the belief that this is what cats are thinking all the time. It is only by their good graces we are allowed to live.

“Ah, the human sees fit to offer me a tribute of Fancy Feast so that he may live another day. Very well, I command it!”
“Behold, ape-creature, my abdomen! Stroke it with care lest I lacerate thee unto death!”
“Cower, brief mortal! I hide in your closet not because I wish to avoid the guests, but because I must now plot their demise, as well as yours!”

Adorable, eh?