It’s like that scene from…whichever Saw movie.

Posted Fri, 1/22/2010 by Dave

Man, living at college during the election season got crazy. Free election pizza. Free election doughnuts. The madness limit maxed out at the vaccines–and I partook of none of this stuff, because what if the vaccines were contaminated with some kind of partisan supervirus? The next thing you know, the entire country could have fallen ill with a case of the Whigs!

Look for the Stephen King novel on shelves in Quarter 1, 2012. Trust us, the concept isn’t any worse than Cell