Bottled in Bond

Posted Wed, 12/15/2010 by Dave

Downside of doing a huge arc like the one we just wrapped up: sometimes you’ll sit on a good joke for ages. This one, I’ve had in my back pocket for a couple of weeks. I don’t use Gold Bond, but I do follow drum corps, where its reputation is legendary. Rumors persist of the “black bottle” of Gold Bond, which occupies a tier of its own, surpassing Regular and Extra Strength. They say that black bottle Gold Bond…is prescription strength

Sweet dreams.