No lovingly-customized weapon for Ted

Posted Tue, 09/01/2009 by Dave in response to Valentine’s Variations

Panel 1: Romantic love. Panel 2: Familial love. Panel 3: Love sickness. Ba-dum-psh!

Though really, Ted could have seen that one coming. Watching LotR back to back to back, alone, drinking Red Bull while eating chocolates is no way to go through life. He could have at least tagged along with Conquest and the Mail Order Bride as they went out to a fancy dinner, and enjoyed fine champagne and the husband and wife trying to overcome their mutual language barrier.

I would like to fondly dedicate this strip to my friend Evan, with whom I attempt to watch violent movies each Valentine’s Day. She’s kickass like that.