I can’t see a thing without my glasses!

Posted Sun, 12/06/2009 by Dave

Conquest being at career day could mean several things:
1. He’s attending to con his way into a job or get an interview.
2. He’s attending on behalf of some organization he owns/operates/works for.
3. He’s conning students into his latest fiendish scheme.
4. Picking up employment-desperate lay-deez.

Perhaps the bigger reason Conquest didn’t recognize Ted when Ted removed his glasses is that when he squints, Ted looks sort of…Asian.