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In Jaws We TrustPosted Fri, 6/18/2010 by Dave
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I would love to see this movie made. If The Expendables can get a bunch of A++ list actors, then certainly this film can get a decent mix of plain As, A minuses, and some Bs in there.
After some additional discussion with one of the assistant creative team members, here’s a shortlist of some other stars who’d at least deserve cameos, if not supporting roles: Harrison Ford, Christopher Waltz, Ewan McGregor, Matthew Morrison, Gina Torres…but not, under any circumstances, Jay Leno (disqualification by chin:jaw ratio). Please share some epic jaws of your own.
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Master MasticatorsPosted Fri, 6/18/2010 by Dave
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The plot could hinge around a slew of unsolved murders in a seaside resort town. The audience will never see the shocking final revelation coming… UNTIL IT’S TOO LATE!
Is David’s lapel pin some form of turkey…
At one point, Adam West could have qualified, but his current state of jowliness ruins any possibility.
How in the world did I miss Campbell?
haha. this happens to everyone
Two words: Bruce Campbell
Kirk Douglas is still alive. He can either be the Mr Miyagi-style mentor or the Blofeld-style evil mastermind behind the scenes.