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Sandwich press of the godsPosted Wed, 8/11/2010 by Dave
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Man, is there a divine weapon cooler than Mjolnir? You just can’t beat lightning-striking, heretic-smiting, infidel-crushing, grilled cheese-making goodness, no sir! Heck, even when it appeared in Sandman and it was like four inches tall, it was still amazing. If you can top that*, you win the prize.
* “Topping that” requires you cite a mythical weapon and outline its secondary culinary uses.
Some people LIKE those pineapple chunks, thank you very much.
Death is not among these people.
Death’s Scythe: If it can cleave “the bone from the marrow” and “the soul from the spirit”, can it also cleave “the liver from the blowfish” or “the stupid pineapple chunks from Aunt Sally’s jello salad”?
Excalibur is an all purpose kitchen blade. All you ever really need is a knife and a wok, so just grab a bronze shield and away you go.
The Spear of Destiny is a great hotdog roaster