Fortified with iron!

Posted Wed, 10/28/2009 by Dave

Alternate punchline:
Death: And no one thought that Pestilence developing a taste for human blood might be a bad thing?
War: Uh…

Thank goodness I remembered this one–I was lying in bed when the words “blood pong” drifted into my head and wouldn’t leave. I’m quite fond of the resulting visual…and the joke we were able to set up. Poor Ted. Join us Friday for our annual Halloween strip! Place your bets as to what everyone will be this year.

Dracula-Related Anecdote

Posted Wed, 10/28/2009 by Joe

Dave, if ANYONE who doesn’t know us personally guesses ANY of the bizarre costume choices we’ve picked for the gang, I’ll give them the original drawing. THAT’S how sure I am that we’ve out-weirded ourselves this year.

Last night, I attended my first session of Dr. Sketchy’s Anti-Art School in Pittsburgh. Beautiful ladies were drawn, booze was consumed, and art was made. The highlight of the evening, though, came in the form… of a Deuce. Dracula’s Deuce, to be specific. One of the evening’s challenges was to draw a sketch based on the song, and the winner would be awarded a bottle of some rather nice vodka. You’ll all be happy to know that I managed to pull off the win with this little beauty. I will forever mark yesterday as the day on which my legitimate artistic career began.

And finally, remember, you only have a few days left to pre-order the Shakespeare Drinking Problem t-shirt!