Or you could grill out! Ba-dum-psh!

Posted Sat, 09/05/2009 by Dave in response to Meeting The Boys Part 1

Hypothesis: if you were dating a ninja it would be entirely possible to keep it a secret from everyone you know. There’s almost certainly some kind of jitsu or jutsu or whatever the spelling for it is that would make your enemies, friends and relatives oblivious to your significant other, and because of a ninja’s skills at stealth and concealment it would just look like you pamper yourself all the time–going out alone to movies and nice restaurants, buying yourself gifts, etc. “Boy,” they would say, “there goes someone who doesn’t need to be in a relationship to be happy!” No one* would know the truth.

We could have done that in the comic but it would be less interesting.

* This presupposes you have no contacts who are ninjas.