Don’t sass the Death

Posted Fri, 1/22/2010 by Dave

When I was a young child, I suspected I might be a half-ninja for this very reason. I could walk on top of the snow in some circumstances. Later I concluded that, in fact, it was because frozen rain had formed a crust on top of the snow, and in reality I had full-blooded pirate ancestry. The world works in strange ways.

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Death doesn’t like his women on top.

Posted Fri, 1/22/2010 by Joe

Sometimes I feel kind of sorry for Enigma. I’m sure ninja training was pretty rough on her, and yet when she tries to use her hard-earned skills, these godlike anthropomorphisms get all uppity. It’s not her fault she has reflex saves and skill points out the wazoo.