The Count

Posted Mon, 1/4/2010 by Dave

It seems Conquest may at last have met his match, and his name…is Clemente. Count Clemente is based on an actual person, from Joe’s world travels to Italy, and from everything I’ve heard, he was a pretty cool guy. And apparently he thinks Conquest looks like a dirty hippy. If that isn’t the circle of life, I don’t know what is.

I don’t think we’ve hit the bottom of the rabbit hole here just yet…we’ve got one or two honeymoon jokes left in us, so come back Wednesday for more culture shocks and delving into the life and times…of Count Clemente.

You should also know we’re handling this whole arc very carefully because if we don’t, we fear a total takeover by Clemente. The charisma!