Posted Wed, 1/6/2010 by Dave

Every twist raises new questions. One being, how does the mail-order bride’s mom look so good?! The other being, since neither one speaks English, is Conquest going to be able to tell them apart if, say, they go shopping together and return in new outfits? (All bets are off.)

More thrilling revelations with the life and times of Count Clemente tomorrow.

I smell sexy misunderstandings!

Posted Wed, 1/6/2010 by Joe

Today’s strip is dedicated to one of my favorite comic artists, Adam Warren. Nobody does sexy blondes quite like him. Come to think of it, it’s also dedicated to Zooey Deschanel in 500 Days of Summer, and her hot 50’s secretary blouses.