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Posted Wed, 12/02/2009 by Dave

More bride! If you find her relationship with Conquest confusing, you are not alone–honestly, I don’t completely have it figured out. On one hand, I want to treat the subject sensitively–portraying the MOB as a gullible imbecile is not the objective here. On the other hand, there’s something adorable and funny in her passionate, unrequited love for Conquest.

Far and away the most bewildering thing is why she’s even here. Sure, Conquest ordered her online, but why? He seems uncommitted to the relationship. It’s a mystery.

We continue to explore this thread Friday. See you then!