Voltorb used CUT!

Posted Tue, 09/01/2009 by Dave in response to Pokedex Revisions

Poor Voltorb. Constantly sacrificing itself in the line of duty, rent asunder by such senseless violence, all as part of a game enjoyed by children. It’s got to start wearing on the poor things. The angry face they always wear becomes a mask, a way of facing a cruel and uncaring world that only chooses you to go into battle when they need a water-type one-shotted.

Also, Wikipedia mentions that Voltorb is often confused with a Poke ball, but is ten times the size of one. What the hell are these trainers smoking?