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Completely legal. Honest. Posted Mon, 11/02/2009 by Dave

Well, as you’ll recall, Ted got de-bloodified last week, and of course things don’t end easily for him. Even having written this strip I’m honestly unsure if Ted’s actually missing a kidney, or if the doctor’s just telling another horrible joke that continues on down this road.

“Juuuust kidding again! But we did an ultrasound and discovered you have some very painful gallstones you’ll be passing soon.”
“Haha, just pulling your leg! But you may want to see a dermatologist to get that weird birthmark on your back checked out.”
“Oh, calm down! I was fooling! But have you ever noticed that one of your ears is lower than the other one?”
“No, but seriously. We did find and remove your parasitic twin while you were under.”
“Whoops-a-doodle, now for real this time…”

Et cetera. More tales of medical horror to come Wednesday!

Sue Ya. Posted Mon, 11/02/2009 by Joe

Poor, poor Ted. I really wonder sometimes why he puts up with the Horsemen’s antics. Though really, it isn’t all their fault. I’m sure when you’re nigh-omnipotent personifications of the end of the world, it’s hard to remember little things like “sucking out the majority of someone’s blood is potentially lethal.”

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